Suburban or Excursion

[Harley]

Chasing the bigger gals around the bars and casinos over there does NOT qualify as being a “cattle rancher”.

 

[NYECOGunsmith]

Hmmm, strange phone call just now from a Mrs. H, wanting me to tell her how we go about castrating and branding steers...........and will it work on humans...........I didn't charge her for the info, and offered to lend her a well-used castrating knife (dull as a spoon, but for a single use should work) and to make her a custom branding iron, she asked for "Property of T&D, if found, DO NOT RETURN, NO REWARD!"

Gonna need a big ol fire to heat that iron!

And I don't chase need to the gals, that's what ropes were invented for, city boy!

 

[Harley]

Well now I know thats not true. Had it been her, she wouldn’t have taken the dull knife.

She would instead be looking for an old chainsaw that was almost out of gas. That way she could finish the rest manually with the chain.

Her motto is “Not only will I kill you, it will hurt the entire time you are dying!”

 

[NYECOGunsmith]

She didn't take the proffered dull knife, said she preferred the dull rusty chainsaw, said it was "marinating in saltwater and lemon juice".
Might wanna switch to yer cast iron BVD' s.

 

[tdyoung58]

We use to do bull riding when I was in the Navy .... Usually at an Air Force club.

Find a bar fly that will only dance with AF boys.
Wait until she's dancing, slide in across the dance floor on your knees and bite her on the ass and hold on for 8 seconds. Yeah, I got the scar above one eye, but I held on. We could usually get out of dodge before the MP's showed up.

 

[MAC702]

As a cattle rancher, I don't agree with this at all, all my range and my family's ranges are fenced.

It makes a lot more sense when we go way back in time. The ranching land was there and the rancher and his cows were just fine. Then, the state says: "We are going to put a road right through the middle of your land."
Rancher replies, "That's fine, I guess, but you're paying for the fence."
State: "Uh, in that case, we'll do this thing we're gonna call "open range" so the people on the road are responsible, and not you or us."

Now, a century later, most of these roads got fenced eventually, and that's the new normal, especially with more and more cars at faster and faster speeds, but the principle is the same.

 

[Ronsmag]

I have a 2004 Suburban 1500 LT 4x4 leather 2 dvd players with a 174k I won’t trade it for a new one
I love it

 

[vroom_vroom]

I believe they put some 5.4s in the excursion as well. Avoid it. Have done more camping phaser lockouts on them than I’d like to. Not enough motor for a 3/4 ton chassis personally.