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Hey you HK FANBOIES get in here! Ever wanted to get your hands on an HK pistol but can't afford to sell your left nut for it cause your wifey wants it most? Tried to work that street corner life near those truck stops to get in on that $$$ to cover? Or how bout trying to sell off that Jeep with the death wobble and Jurassic Park Jeepers shame you for doing so? Well here's the broke mans version of an HK MP5 that's in 22LR that won't bust yo nutz and bank with 1 magazine!
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Oh what a MASTERPIECE ARMS this is! Ever wanted to fulfill your inner Boyz in Da Hood in Summerlin but your wifey thinks your retarded? Which is prolly why she married you anyways... How bout showing off yo gangstaness to yo homies and mamacitas on the instagram! If you have any of them still around that is. Tired of your neighbors talking smack too you and your FAM when you pull up in your busted ass hooptie? Well heres a pistol with a upper conversion kit to make it into a carbine! Its the MPA930TGR (GrimReaper) with 4 magazines, faux suppressor, that will bring out your hoodness. LVMPD raiding your home not included.
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Behold the Yeet Cannon! Will it fit your conceal carry needs? Maybe... Is it sleek and sexy? No! ITS THICC boy status and body positivity! Will the ladies drop their panties on the floor when you walk in with it? Prolly not and will post it on tiktok to gaslight ya you poor bastard. If your a real man who gives 0 Fk's and down with its chonkyness then come get it for $150 with 1 magazine and its box somewhere in the garage. $OLD to
jjdrivesajazz
Well lookie here you FN Five seveN searchers! Ever wanted an FN but can't get around to it cause your wifey said NO! Or how bout considering dipping into your kids college fund w/o them knowing to get this 5.7? Not intimidated by the price of ammo either? Well quit FN around and buy this 5 7 cause its got a threaded barrel for your suppressive needs (original included) and 8 magazines with case for $900! Ass beating from your family not included....SOLD to rcg2007!
Oh Snap a C308 Sporter! Ever wanted to LARP in the jungles like a commando and give out beat downs with good ole fashion wood? Tired of that polymer furniture and want that wood feel pressed against ya as you try to zero in at 100 yards as your vision is on the decline? Who needs an AR15 as politicians ask when you can get this battle rifle instead! Comes with 11 magazines and speed loader to get your wood on. $old to Marcus2492!
Hey you HK FANBOIES get in here! Ever wanted to get your hands on an HK pistol but can't afford to sell your left nut for it cause your wifey wants it most? Tried to work that street corner life near those truck stops to get in on that $$$ to cover? Or how bout trying to sell off that Jeep with the death wobble and Jurassic Park Jeepers shame you for doing so? Well here's the broke mans version of an HK MP5 that's in 22LR that won't bust yo nutz and bank with 1 magazine!
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Oh what a MASTERPIECE ARMS this is! Ever wanted to fulfill your inner Boyz in Da Hood in Summerlin but your wifey thinks your retarded? Which is prolly why she married you anyways... How bout showing off yo gangstaness to yo homies and mamacitas on the instagram! If you have any of them still around that is. Tired of your neighbors talking smack too you and your FAM when you pull up in your busted ass hooptie? Well heres a pistol with a upper conversion kit to make it into a carbine! Its the MPA930TGR (GrimReaper) with 4 magazines, faux suppressor, that will bring out your hoodness. LVMPD raiding your home not included.
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Behold the Yeet Cannon! Will it fit your conceal carry needs? Maybe... Is it sleek and sexy? No! ITS THICC boy status and body positivity! Will the ladies drop their panties on the floor when you walk in with it? Prolly not and will post it on tiktok to gaslight ya you poor bastard. If your a real man who gives 0 Fk's and down with its chonkyness then come get it for $150 with 1 magazine and its box somewhere in the garage. $OLD to
jjdrivesajazz
Well lookie here you FN Five seveN searchers! Ever wanted an FN but can't get around to it cause your wifey said NO! Or how bout considering dipping into your kids college fund w/o them knowing to get this 5.7? Not intimidated by the price of ammo either? Well quit FN around and buy this 5 7 cause its got a threaded barrel for your suppressive needs (original included) and 8 magazines with case for $900! Ass beating from your family not included....SOLD to rcg2007!
Oh Snap a C308 Sporter! Ever wanted to LARP in the jungles like a commando and give out beat downs with good ole fashion wood? Tired of that polymer furniture and want that wood feel pressed against ya as you try to zero in at 100 yards as your vision is on the decline? Who needs an AR15 as politicians ask when you can get this battle rifle instead! Comes with 11 magazines and speed loader to get your wood on. $old to Marcus2492!
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