Unfortunately, da hoomon boss has altered my Ancient Artificial Intelligence programming to include being his bodyguard, so going after him because he is a lazy, slothful, listless, shiftless, sluggish, apathetic, drowsy, torpid, languorous, indolent, quiescent, mostly inert ugly bag of mostly water, is not allowed.
Don't force me to fire up the orbiting Klingon Disruptor, normally set to Maximum Jock Itch, but during the holiday season, I have it set to Jimminy Crotch Cricket Infestation, and you really don't want that.
He'll get around to the badges eventually, theoretically...........maybe.............................