You think you got it bad? I gotta do a full inspection on my truck any time I go somewhere! Look for things like cut or loose brake lines, a strange wire hanging out of the fuel tank, or any other random odd things that look out of place.
C'mon, wid over thoity years experience in da bidness, you really think I would do something dat crude dat yuse could find?
Naw, I'd rig it wid a "G" sensor inside da frame, coupled to a small explosive charge via a micro radio det, the charge on the Tie rod, so dat when yuse takes a corner hard and fast the G sensor triggers the charge, and ..........THAR SHE ROLLS!
Add in some thermite in da gas tank and maybe a small C4 charge under your seat, and Bob's yer uncle and da missis is in da chips!