What goals some Americans have these days...

[requiem]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/102...worlds-fattest

An obese mother in the US is trying to put on weight in order to become the world's fattest woman.
Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years.
The 42-year-old already holds the title of the world's fattest mother after giving birth to her daughter in 2007 when she weighed 241kg.
"I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail.
Ms Simpson, who needs a mobility scooter to go shopping, eats huge amounts of junk food each week and tries to move as little as possible so she doesn't burn off as many calories.
"I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite," she said.
Ms Simpson said she also loved eating sushi and would often eat 70 big pieces in one go.
Her 49-year-old partner Philippe — who she met on a dating site for plus-size people — was encouraging her to reach her goal, she said.
"I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said.
To put on enough weight, Ms Simpson will need to eat 12,000 calories a day, which is six times the recommended daily intake for women.
In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

[Beretta96]

It is good to have goals in life. lol

[Tophog]

Originally Posted by Beretta96

It is good to have goals in life. lol

[Doc Holliday]

Next time, let her get on top, we'll see how much he likes it then...

[JFComfort]

lol!! Good luck to her!

[Guido]

Any man that pays on a web site to watch this fat bitch eat should be shot in the dick.

[SparrowBee]

Originally Posted by Guido

Any man that pays on a web site to watch this fat bitch eat should be shot in the dick.

They are probably so fat themselves that any prick of a dick has turned from an outie to an innie

[Just Deserts]

Originally Posted by Guido

Any man that pays on a web site to watch this fat bitch eat should be shot in the dick.

Which gun would be best for dick shooting?

Originally Posted by Guido

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[Tophog]

Originally Posted by Just Deserts

Which gun would be best for dick shooting?

A 'P' shooter, of course!

[Pachinko Pistola]

If she gave birth, that means someone had sex with her